English Irish Saint

Moses; the English Irish Saint* welcomes you to his humble abode.
If you come in peace and friendship prepare to be greeted with affection and adoration. Any human clever enough to be a friend of his Mistress's is clearly worthy of both. While I would suggest avoiding the long rudder like tail the front end cannot be beat for politeness and manners.
If you come with the intention of harming anyone or anything under his protection be prepared to help defer the cost of feeding such a large omnivore.

*(that's an English Mastiff/Irish Wolfhound/Saint Bernard)